Monthly Archive for October, 2006

Report From Scotland, Part Two

Last week, I met up with a group of Brazilians, visiting the U.S. for the first time. The highlight of our conversation was a rundown of the cities they were most excited to visit: Mesa, Arizona; Salt Lake City, Utah; Boise, Idaho; Little Rock, Arkansas; Birmingham, Alabama, etc. We tried to persuade them to include Cincinnati, Ohio; Omaha, Nebraska and Champaign, Illinois, but they claimed they didn’t have the time.

I commend our visitors for compiling such a mundane itinerary. To be sure, it’s the ordinary little details of a vacation that give its memories such resonance. During our recent trip to Scotland, when we weren’t busily cramming as much as we could into our schedule, we were hard at work parsing the landscape as we went along. As the navigator, it was my job to bark out instructions and sights of interest.

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Report From The Country, Part Ten: Disco Goes The Country

No matter what folks do on Sunday, they like to party on Saturday night. Back in the late seventies, if you liked to dance you did the Hustle. That’s what people did back then. Despite the enthusiastic drubbing it used to receive at the hands of rock fans back then (not to mention racists and gay bashers), disco was always at heart a populist entertainment. And though “roots” has always been a topic of fierce contention among country critics, I have to commend the artists in this anthology for casting off theirs in pursuit of contemporary popularity.

Now, I’m not saying that all the artists on the country charts in the late 70s copped licks from Van McCoy and Barry White, but plenty of them did. In general, these hits from the later half of the 70’s are marvels of glossy overproduction. The beat is leaden and loud, the guitars chip away at the rhythm while the bass pounds at the root, the piano tickles at the jazz fringes and the strings swirl invitingly. The sound has that shiny clean trebly sheen associated nowadays with excessive cocaine use. The arrangements are big and blown out, and the singing has a strong showbiz attitude. Nothing here would be out of place on “The Donny And Marie Show.” As such, these songs are indeed “a little bit country,” if only a very little bit.

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Menu Collection, Part Five: Still More Menus!

Once upon a time, a Nebraska High school class produced two lovers. It was the 1930′s and prudence was the mode of the day. Their parents were both tea totaling Methodists. He played the piano in a jazz combo. He used to say that what it took was eight hours of practice a day and if you weren’t willing to put forth that much effort, you might as well forget it. The band had a trap set, banjo, trumpet and piano, and played the works of all the greats — Miller, Ellington, the Dorseys — as well as their own compositions.

Back in the thirties, much as it is today, jazz musicians were looked down upon, with their fornicating, drinking, pot smoking, and associating with minorities. Her parents were scandalized at the prospect of this budding love affair and likely marriage. He was given an ultimatum; quit the band or forget about her. He gave up the piano. In later years, he got to see most of his idols perform in Las Vegas, Palm Springs, Reno, etc. He loved to tell stories of the historic performances he witnessed.

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Report From Scotland

With great regret, my wife and I have returned home after a week in Scotland. If it weren’t for our cats and our jobs, we might not have bothered to return at all. Compulsively planned as always, the brief trip was crammed with long days of breathless sightseeing and late nights of exuberant conversation, mostly with friends we’ve known for years but rarely if ever see face to face. But despite the hectic pace, I couldn’t keep from staring at the telly in our hotel room, fascinated by stories that dominated national headlines.

I witnessed controversies of a stripe entirely unique to my experience. One involved a cricket team from Pakistan and a ball that may or may not have been scuffed more than the rules allow (apparently, it’s a tough call). Another involved public outcry over calls for the culling of tubercular badgers. Above all, I followed national conventions by both the Labor party and the Conservatives. The former endeavored reluctantly to pass the torch from their fallen leader Mr. Blair to the rather less charismatic Gordon Brown. Meanwhile, the Tories tried to sell the public on their self-proclaimed “rebirth,” in the guise of its new leader, 39-year-old David Cameron.

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Interview With Hal Blaine

Whenevever I’m asked who my favorite drummers are, I’ll usually rattle off a list of disappointingly obscure studio musicians. Most of ‘em played on pop and disco records; not too many of them were rockers. But the daddy of them all will always be the great Hal Blaine. Skinsman for everyone from the Byrds and the Beach Boys to Elvis Presley and Frank Sinatra, with every television show you can think of thrown in for good measure, Hal Blaine is by far the king of studio drummers. Affiliated with a loose conglomeration Los Angeles musicians known as The Wrecking Crew, Hal chalked up thousands and thousands of dates during his heyday in the 1960s and 1970s. About twenty years ago, Hal and I used to hang out at the same drum store in Scottsdale. When I buttonholed him for an interview, he was entirely amicable. The following conversation was originally published in Breakfast Without Meat magazine in 1989.

BWM: Well, how did you get into it?

Hal Blaine: I started out playing big bands shows and different things. I was with several different small bands and groups, doing comedy and singing, emceeing, and I got a break with a very big star of the late fifties whose name was Tommy Sands…

BWM: Sure. He married Nancy Sinatra.

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