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Floppies

Our first computer didn’t have a floppy drive. We backed up our TRS-80 to a cheap portable Radio Shack cassette recorder. I would sit for hours, my face buried in the manual, learning how to program in basic. But my enthusiasm ended on the day I sat down to load my previous twelve hour session from the cassette into memory, only to encounter an unrecoverable error. Soon afterward, my brother traded it for a Colecovison.

The next PC that fell into hands needed a floppy drive to boot. It was some sort of command line “word processor” that displayed orange text on a black screen and came with a small dot matrix printer. I presume it was a cast-off from my step-father’s office. It had enough storage for three pages of text; I’d have to print that out and delete my work before I could continue.

I bought my first Mac in 1994 with money saved up from a summer’s worth of tour per-diems. My neighbor was selling his IIci in order to upgrade to a Quadra. For a thousand bucks, I got the complete system, plus a printer, a bunch of software and some other miscellaneous peripherals. He even threw in a desk. The computer came with the usual “awesome” specs: a whopping 40 megabyte hard drive and four megs of RAM. I stayed up for a week trying to figure it all out.

I forwent most of the games, which were largely incomprehensible to me. I spent most of my time exploring the CompuServe and the FirstClass BBS dial-up communities. Soon I had drawers and drawers of floppies, all filled with downloaded crap: apps, chat transcriptions, scans, ASCI art, system sounds, and the rest of the mid-90s detritus. Managing all this media was hellish. Eventually, I burned it all to a CD-ROM and tossed the original floppies. Very little of this stuff is readable any more.

Naturally, the pack rat in me also insisted I scan the art before I throw them out. And of course, they gotta end up here, all fifty-plus of ‘em, all lovingly, painstakingly edited and processed. I guess I got my thousand bucks worth.

Comparative Education and Critical Thinking

Recent news about the Texas Republican Party (“we oppose the teaching of…critical thinking skills and similar programs that…have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority”) struck me not for its typically reactionary tone, but because it reminded me of a conversation I had last winter with my father, about his career as a university professor and the struggles that led him to finally abandon the teaching “racket.”

We were talking about a recording he made fifty years ago at Arizona State University. On this fascinating fragment of tape, he and his students and colleagues present a series of skits designed to explore several theories of education. The best one features a group of community leaders discussing the role of schools in maintaining the status quo. Despite the recording’s quaint, archaic, almost naïve quality, its activist message and cautionary warning are still, sadly, relevant to today. Back then, progressive ideas were an accepted part of the dialog. Fifty years later, the rhetoric has become so extreme as to render this tape almost incoherent to modern ears.

As my father warmed to my questions, I had the presence of mind to pull out my phone and record some of the conversation. What follows is a partial transcription from before the meal came and the discussion devolved into our usual bitterness over the miserable state of the country.

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Derrick: On this tape, you play the role of an administrator explaining strategy on how to hold the teachers down.

Ed: I think I was doing that as part of student project on comparative educational theory. It was a group presentation.

Derrick: This was part of the Introduction to Education class?

Ed: Yes. What would be most important to the introduction of teaching a teacher would be trying to get kids to think for themselves. They’ve been brainwashed their entire lives to believe what their teachers have taught them. So you’ve gotta break that mold. What happened at ASU was very strange. There was a group of people that were in the core faculty…remember this was during a time of emerging progressive thought. This group had identified the philosophy of a guy by the name of Korzybski, called “general semantics.” For a few years, that was the philosophy of the education faculty of ASU…until they figured out what the hell we were doing. My dissertation was on critical thinking. I wanted to determine the function of class size and its effect on the development of critical thinking skills.

Derrick: This is a controversial idea.

Ed: Oh my god, it’s subversive. The job of the teacher, from that point of view, is to be subversive — again: to get kids to think for themselves. By the way, I found out that class size doesn’t have a hell of a lot to do with it…

Derrick: But it does correlate. It has to do with money and budgets, and budgets are the control. They use the budgets to remove things that they don’t want taught.

Ed: One thing that I was very much opposed to was the term “training.” I was a professor and was allowed to give my point of view, until they decided they didn’t want us around anymore — which basically they did. They did away with this whole general semantics orientation, because they realized that we were in the process of trying to get people to think for themselves. And that’s subversive activity in our society. We had people that certainly thought you can’t think for yourself and still be a teacher. And some of ‘em said screw that. I’m not gonna do that. I have to buckle under to an administration that wants me to basically, simply perpetuate the values of the conservative society.

Derrick: But that’s the way it works. When they use the word “training,” they mean “indoctrination.” It’s corrupt.

Ed: Exactly. I would say you train dogs, you educate people. See, one of the reasons why I got out of teacher education, and this happened when I was at Wichita State, was just exactly what you said. When they found out we were doing some of this stuff, teaching comparative philosophies, they just cut the course out of the program.

Derrick: And that’s what they did here in Tucson, and that’s what they’re doing across the board. All they have to do is cut your budget and then you’re screwed. So it requires a better strategy to get your stuff done.

Ed: And there are no strategies.

Derrick: Not on an institutional level.

Ed: The people like us are in the minority. The people who control the budget strings are conservative. That’s what I tried to tell my students. Schools are public institutions. They are paid for by the conservative forces who are the property owners. So, why wouldn’t they want their values to be promoted?

Derrick: I want to hear more about this program.

Ed: What we did, somewhat arbitrarily in terms of belief systems, was basically five theories of education focus. They were the Progressivism of John Dewey…Social Reconstructionism was very close. Utilitarianism was the “socialist” point of view of educational theoretician Theodore Brameld …whereas Dewey was more “liberal.” Then there was the Essentialists…I can’t even remember the guy’s name who was the head dog in that one…but that was the conservative, functioning society. Then there were the Perennialists, which is the Hutchins University of Chicago program, The Great Books…Robert Hutchins, Mortimer Adler….Then there’s the Ecclesiastical Perennialists, which is the Roman Catholic. And then there are the Existentialists — Jean-Paul Sartre, primarily, Camus, others. Those are the positions that we exposed students to, and then I would require them to write papers in terms of what were their values. Within those schools, we talked about three things. Ontology refers to the question: “What is real?”; Epistemology to the question: “What is true?”; and Axiology to “What is good?.” A great oversimplification but, from the answer to these questions one can begin for form a philosophy of life. We focused upon these questions to help students formulate their “philosophy of education.” So they had to function on those within their own framework, and then devise their own…where they were at that point in time…in terms of what their belief systems were, where they were coming from. Well then, how did they apply that to education? And I would have people come in, like I said, I would have a Catholic educator come in and talk to them; I would have somebody come in and talk about John Dewey.

Derrick: And you were more of a progressive guy?

Ed: I was always — and I would share this with my students, and am still to this day — split between the Progressive-slash-Liberal notion and the Existentialism of Jean-Paul Sartre. How do you deal with that? I never will answer that question.

Derrick: You mean like a Relativist?

Ed: Well, no. That’s whole other story. A Relativist would be more in keeping with the Progressive notion. That truth is determined on…this goes back to Plato and Aristotle, and we dealt with all of this stuff, very superficially. I wanted ‘em to start thinking about it…Then I would have them apply that. What are you gonna do in a classroom situation, where you have a given product. How are you gonna deal with that as a discipline? A problem of, uh, teaching social studies for example, or dealing with math and science. These have implications for philosophy. I would have them apply that. And then I would carry that through. We had them student teaching — that was on down the line. And I would want them to talk to me in our sessions, where are you now personally, you’re dealing in an essentialistic kind of a structure, though we didn’t talk like that. You’re in a public school, where you have curriculum that you have to teach. Now: you have to do that, because you have to get through this goddam course.

Derrick: It’s the job.

Ed: If you wanna do that. However, what would YOU do if you had your choice to teach that particular class? Usually, it would be very essentialist: “I would teach these facts, and they would get those facts…”

Derrick: I would do what my boss asked me to do.

Ed: Exactly! That’s fine: you’re gonna be able to get through and you’re gonna be able to get your certification. But what would YOU do if you were the one making those judgments?

Derrick: And I’m sure some of them were like, “how the hell do I know?”

Ed: Yeah. So then you say well, by that point in time you had to have exposed them…

Derrick: Right. You can’t grade them on whether or not they were coming up with answers to that.

Ed: No!

Derrick: You just want them to get through the material.

Ed: Now see, that all dovetails into this idea of critical thinking.

Derrick: How did you get to this? Was this in the air, or was this something that you yourself were pushing for?

Ed: No. Like you and your brother, who came by your radicalism, your liberalism, honestly — through your parents — I came to it through my dad. You’ve heard me talk about that a thousand times. He was a Unitarian in Methodist sheep clothing. So that’s something. A merging of philosophies; I don’t know where else it could have come from. And then, it was there at ASU.

Derrick: At some point when I was in high school, I realized why they taught us all these different courses, and how they all fit together. And then I realized: they’re GIVING me the answers. I’m not expected to come up with this stuff on my own.

Ed: This is perfectly understandable and therefore, quote, acceptable in society, because that’s what you’ve got: you have public institutions. So you’re gonna have that. As long as you have a function of challenging the kids, that should be — in a democratic society — the teaching priority. It isn’t, but it should be.

Phoenix Punk Rock Days: The Consumers, Live At The Zoo

Nowadays, all the punkers I used to know are either dead, retired or settled into boring “elder statesman” roles. I myself haven’t touched a drum in more than ten years. I’m still a holy terror at work sometimes, but if truth be told, I’m much more afraid of them than they are of me.

There was a time though, a million years ago, when we ruled this town. Or at least it felt like we did. And back then, one band supplied the soundtrack. Throughout 1977, the Consumers — featuring David Wiley (later of the Human Hands) on vocals, Paul Cutler (later of Vox Pop and 45 Grave) on guitar and John Vivier (later of Killer Pussy, Feederz and too many local bands to mention here) on drums — were the hardest working punk rockers in town.

The Liars would always be my favorites, but the Consumers ran a close second. Even though their sound struck me as generic, and much of their repertoire felt like it had been written in one afternoon (which it probably was), their shows were must-see events. You never knew if you’d make it through the night without getting your ass kicked.

My friends and I tried to get the Consumers to play at one of our teen church functions once. That went badly. The minister took one look at them and put the kibosh on the whole thing. But the hour long argument between him and the band on the front steps of the church more than made up for it. That was the kind of confrontation we all dreamed about back then.

Punk rock never really panned out like we hoped. Once it started getting popular and lost the power to fuck with people’s heads, most of us got bored and moved on to other things. In early 1978, the Consumers left Phoenix for Los Angeles, where they broke up before the end of the year.

Fortunately, the band recorded a handful of studio demos before they left town. I’m pretty sure the CD is out of print, but you can still find it online. Good thing too, since the demos capture them far better than this surviving live recording does. The audio quality here is pretty rough, and I don’t ever remember the names to half the songs. But it stands as an important piece of local musical history for those who want it. Even with all the confrontational posturing and “Children Of The Damned” antics of their stage act, the Consumers were still a hell of a band. They may have been small potatoes — just a bunch of posers from the hinterlands. But in their day, they were the best Phoenix had to offer.

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Phoenix Punk Rock Days: Browbeat

“Browbeat was, to my knowledge, the first xerox-punk fanzine in the United States. It was David and me and Greg. And Sharon Ehle too. Debbie Dub/Durham was gonna be a part of it, but I think she was out of town that spring and summer. We were totally ripping off Sniffin’ Glue from England. We had copies of those in hand, probably from even their first issue, maybe. Browbeat grew out of boredom. I don’t remember how many copies we printed but it was something like 200, 250, 300 — it wouldn’t have been anywhere near as many as 500, and I was paying the xerox bill, ’cause I had a job. I can’t imagine I had more than like $50 bucks in all of life to piss away.”

“Although Phoenix was a bit behind the curve when it came to exposing a fluid punk/underground culture, it is interesting to note Bart Bull’s claim that he and David Wiley from the Consumers created the world’s first xerox-copied punk fanzine called Browbeat in June 1977. It’s first and only issues predates L.A.’s Flipside #1 by a month or so. I am not quite sure who was featured or what was written. The Browbeat name lived on years later as the name of Wiley’s local music column that appeared in the Phoenix New Times.”

“There’s no question that David and Greg and me created Browbeat in direct imitation/competition with Sniffin’ Glue… but first, way before us and, really, more important, if only because it was first and even less anchored to any apparent existing reality, was KDIL Blues Licks.


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BROWBEAT: A COLUMN
Gothic thrashmongers TSOL crashed into town last Saturday for a packed and rowdy summer’s eve show. It’s the best time of year, spring air in the bloodstream, young men anxious to lock horns, let off some steam. Aggressive music breeds aggressive behavior, yes, but why not fight the things that matter.Take on apathy, the power structure or the media for starters. Throughout the recent local past nobody — but nobody — has manipulated more attention than THE FEEDERZ. Just when their music, a cleverly crafted hodgepodge of infected styles, was reaching an international level of acceptance, commander-in-chief FRANK DISCUSSION has announced that neither the band nor the concept nor that upcoming EP exist. A final performance is being considered. Frank then plans on selling his history-laden equipment and exiling himself from music for the time being. Other members will continue with their own projects.

Last week’s debut of PARIS 1942 was every bit as interesting as it promised to be, with each member turning in virtuoso performances of their extraordinary brand of rock’n'roll. Yes, rock’n'roll of the droning, hypnotic variety, oozing with life. As tired a cliche as ‘rock’n'roll’ is, there are those determinedly dedicated to redefining the term, two examples here in this group and openers MEAT PUPPETS. Commenting afterwards, MO TUCKER was pleased with her first live performance in over a decade although she said no one could hear anything onstage. “It was like a swirl of music,” she laughed over the phone as young voices demanded her attention in the background. The group plans one or two more local shows before heading to the West Coast for a pair of dates.

Big news this week is that THE CLASH and THE ENGLISH BEAT suddenly decided to include Mesa Amphitheatre on their upcoming cross-country tour, Sunday, June 13. Stay tuned . . . Two days later another English outfit, THE ANGELIC UPSTARTS, will be paying a visit for a special Tuesday show at the Dog. These guys were one of the original skinhead hands. . . In the meantime there’s still much to choose from. This Friday JFA, SOYLENT GREENE and FATAL ALLEGIANCE do the Dog and Saturday CONFLICT and MEAT PUPPETS at the same place. Sunday a holiday Merlin’s appearance by VITAL SIGNS.

ALSO COMING UP: From Texas, THE BIG BOYS and THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS . . . BATTALION OF SAINTS, San Diegans of the thrash variety, June 5 at the Dog. . . DREAM SYNDICATE and pholksinger PHRANC . . . instrumental rock lunacy from AFRICA CORPS with performance artist DEVIATION SOCIAL. . . THE MINUTEMEN and THE DESCENDANTS, two of the most unusual uptempo bands . . . a definite July date for controversial SF rockers DEAD KENNEDYS.

BRIEFLY: The KILLER PUSSY record party was a stunning success complete with a tiered pink poodle cake, freshly cut bouquets and copies of the EP that is available around the Valley and selling well. Over in L.A. it’s slipped into influential station KROQ-FM’s regular daytime playlist. The band is currently planning some followup live dates there . . . Circus Circus in Las Vegas (where else?) set the scene for guitarist PAUL B. CUTLER and effervescent vocalist DINAH CANCER performing the proverbial marriage vows (the bride wore black?) . . .45 GRAVE begin working on a debut album this week. . . Another month for the MEAT PUPPETS LP; the work is complete, now rabid fans will just have to wait. Meanwhile, one selection will be appearing on an SST Italian compilation . . . Songbird BONNIE SOLDER has flown to California, opting sand, surf and Big City Life for up-and-coming primate rockers THE VERY IDEA OF FUCKING HITLER, who plan to continue as a trio. . . New faces: CAUSTIC WEAPONS, CONSTANT COMMENT, THE SECRET IDOLS with PIK RORTER and someone named VANYA from Finland. . . The Tucson cassette compilation “Valley Fever” is out and about, along with new tapes by JACKET WEATHER and a former member of SERFERS, whose name escapes me at the moment, all on Iconoclast Intl . . Local electronic strategist DAVID OLIPHANT has released a cassette, with some unique packaging, of various works including a sampling of DESTRUCTION. Seek it out. . . Lastly, linear avantjazzrock comrades KNEBNEGAUGE have moved to the Bay Area. Greener pastures some would say, but when was the last time they looked in their backyards?

-David Wiley (New Times Weekly, 1982)

Phoenix Punk Rock Days: Dewey’s Webb

My first reaction to punk rock was a triumph of misanthropy. In high school, people outside of my immediate circle were like demons to me; I avoided them whenever possible. Punk rock seemed like a chance to explore my reject status with like-minded outcasts. How naive I was.

The punk rock scene turned out to be just as exhausting an emotional game as high school. I spent more effort trying to figure out why people were doing what were doing than I did figuring out what I needed to do. For me, “the scene” was a waste of time.

You can’t say I hadn’t been warned. Back in the late Seventies, the New Times Weekly used to publish a veritable society column devoted to the local punk scene. The “Dewey’s Webb” feature was probably first conceived as a nod to Phoenix’s disco-era nightlife, but soon scribester Dewey Webb’s own interests took hold. As he began to fill it with the doings of his cronies, Dewey’s pieces became an unabashed advertisement for punk.

Dewey eventually moved on to bigger things, though on occasion he’d return to his roots for the odd [where-are-they-now piece.][link2] But his early work best evokes that nascent period when a night of getting beat up by biker chicks still managed to carry an air of sophistication. Here’s a sample:

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http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/1991-11-06/news/the-life-and-death-of-the-partyphoenix-s-punk-progenitor-reaches-the-end-of-the-line/

The Exterminators, new pock-mark on the face of punk, are master-minding a When Punks Collide battle of the bands, according to lead screecher Johnny Macho. The Exterminators’ local exposure (of the decent variety) so far has been limited to a poorly publicized Zoo break and high decibel home-wrecking on the private party circuit. The Dils, L.A. punks ferreted out of a back street Hollywood dive, are expected to cross state lines to appear at the punkathon, tentatively scheduled for February at the Tempe National Guard Armory.

On other punk fronts, Consumers’ bass player Mike Borens waxed enthusiastic over their new show, which has yet to be unleashed on the public. “It’s a 1970′s return to normalcy! We’ve gone beyond punk — we’re the first of the Pap Rock!” As a concession to normalcy Borens has pruned his fright wig into a more conventional collegiate coif. Part of the act? “Nah, I had to get a job.”

Former Mesa bombshell Liz Renay is the latest Valley star in the heavens with her lead role in “Desperate Living.” The comedy is John Waters’ (“Pink Flamingos” and “Female Trouble”) latest exercise in poor taste and his first feature sans gargantuan cult heroine Divine. Fifty-one-year-old Liz, a mid-life sex kitten, has a checkered past that won’t quit. She left the Valley after being crowned Miss Stardust in a pageant sponsored by a girdle manufacturer. In the late Fifties she exploded into the headlines playing den mother to the mob and by being grilled in connection with a gangland murder. The blond on a bum trip was sentenced to three years in the clink on a perjury rap in the early Sixties but bounced back into the news some years later by streaking Hollywood Boulevard at high noon. Liz’ last Phoenix appearance was a couple of years ago at an East Washington burlesque house where she and thirty-two-year-lid daughter ‘Baby’ Renay did a mom-daughter strip act.

The Exterminators and the Consumers may pay lip service to violence but they got more than they bargained for when they made their Tempe debut at Lil Abner’s. The bloodbath started early on during the Exterminator’s set. As he is wont to do, crooner Johnny Macho leaped from the stage and launched into his canned epileptic choreography shtick. A well-oiled biker of mammoth proportions who didn’t cotton to this New Wave Fred Astaire lumbered onto the dance floor and began pummeling John Boy before a couple bouncers interceded. Minutes later Big Bruiser returned for round two, this time seizing upon Sealo’s Frank Discussion, who demonstrated his kick-boxing prowess before bouncers intercepted once again. When the Consumers took the bandstand, a pair of Motorcycle Mamas decided to prove to the audience that a woman can be tough. Their knock-down-drag-out rough-and-tumble slug fest didn’t cut much ice with the bouncers who broke up the melee. Next at bat was a disgruntled character who had unsuccessfully auditioned for the Consumers not long ago. His sour grapes had long since turned to wrath. He exhibited his consternation by yelling obscenities and making ominous gestures with a knife. Our final contestant stormed the stage and walloped the guitarist for no discernible reason. Her next trip to the stage was with more larcenous intent. As the band prepared to call it a night, she enlisted the aid of her boyfriend to pin the guitarist’s arms while she absconded with his guitar and rushed for the exit. Vigilant bouncers nailed her and the ax was duly returned.

Dooley’s was the scene of the wildest night in many moons as the Runaways and the Ramones turned the macramed cavern into Bacchanalian Bandstand. Eschewing the slobbering cretin image generally associated with punk in favor of basic black leather, the Runaways took the stage looking fresh from an escape from a correctional facility. Lead thrush Joan Jett cooed “Don’t be shy,” spurring a mass exodus to the dance floor that didn’t break up until the show was over. Although they didn’t break any new ground musically and their lyrics are strictly rock-style Dick and Jane, the girls whipped the audience into a lather with their high-kilowatt performance. Joan worked herself into a state of heat as she wailed through teen laments of square parents, reform school riots, and teen lust in El Lay. With the Lennon Sisters in dry dock, the Runaways are easily the most interesting girl group since a trio of Playboy Bunnies masqueraded as the Carrie Nations in “Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.” The Ramones seized upon the audience’s frenzy and parlayed it into near mayhem with their Fun City brand of punk. Fueled by a spectrum of pharmaceuticals running from A to Q, the dance floor crowd was a sea of shades jerking cheek to cheek. But the whole show wasn’t on stage. Economy-minded BYOB-ers transformed the men’s rest-room into a makeshift bar. When Dee Dee Ramone answered a call from nature, punk molls were left in the lurch as their dates dashed to the can to meet the teen sensation. Ubiquitous Erica, still wearing her “Story of 0″ drag, spent a good deal of the evening evading bouncers trying to censor her errant mammary. She did find time to flash a few unsuspecting ringside patrons and cruised Dee Dee. Unsuccessfully.

New Wave fans and necrophiliacs might as well make alternate plans for February 20. The final shovel of dirt has all but been thrown on the alleged Dead Boys concert at The Zoo. Those who know claim that there was never any truth to the story. Zoo personnel are fielding phone queries about the alleged concert with some of the vaguest and most evasive answers heard this side of a politician in election year.

Chalk up ASU’s “Desperate Living” premiere as a misguided fiasco. The Cultural Affairs Board scored a coup by unleashing the recently released underground side-splitter before the local midnight movie circuit could get its meathooks into it. So far, so good. Then insaner heads prevailed and Phoenix’ foremost punk faction, The Consumers, were booked to do their thing as a prelude to the preem. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Eligible bachelor Frank Discussion showed up wearing an Ethel Mertz housedress with “DIE” spray-painted on it, topped by a premature Easter bonnet. (Girls: Take him, he’s yours.) Fashion plate Lisa Ramaci and side order Sharlene Celesky shlepped through the throng in Gay Nineties widow’s weeds, and in case anyone wondered, explained “This is our French whore look.” Avoiding the Halloween rush, girls? The Consumers did a half-baked pre-screening warm-up and their effort to add new dimensions to their act by distributing 3-D glasses to the audience fell flat. Grasping at straws, the tone-deaf wimps carted a large cake on stage and started flinging it all over the place. The Three Stooges did it better. When the house lights went on at the conclusion of the movie, the high drama began. Neeb personnel, aghast at beer bottles strewn from here to eternity and the crumby aftermath of the pastry melee, demanded that the band clean up the stage. Never ones to clean up their act, The Consumers refused. Highly vocal negotiations continued and a source close to the band reports that ultimately no money changed hands due to the punk breech of contract.

Phoenix’s fave boys’ choir, The Consumers, may not be long for this Valley. After too many moons of paying their dues in a town without pity, they’re lashing out of Desertville and making a stab at stardom. Opportunity rocked at their door in the guise of a two night stand at Hollywood’s musical trend palace, The Whiskey (nee “A Go Go”). Nonetheless, they’ll have to beat off some mighty stiff competition — sharing the bill with them are The Alleycats, Word, and The Dils, heavyweights all. There’s no small irony in this talent line-up. Back in February The Consumers produced a concert at the Valley Art that answered the musical question “What’s there to do on a Saturday afternoon?” In addition to the defunct The Liars, they do some wheeling and dealing with the LA-based Dils and convinced them the Tempe exposure would do them good. After agreeing to take part in the punk package, The Dils pulled a last-minute no-show, with little or no advance warning. Courteous Consumer Mike Borens (or “Bill Fold,” as he called himself at the time) remarked “The Dils sure live up to their name.” He wasn’t talking pickles.

And finally … rival punks The Liars have disbanded after their last gig at The Zoo had the minuscule audience making tracks for the exits en masse. Evidently working under the assumption that their ill-fated imitation of art was a case of the whole being considerably less than the sum of the parts, the drummer has defected to the Consumers and the bass player to The Exterminators (don’t these kids realize the tragic consequences of this incestuous cross-pollination?) The lead singer has reportedly packed up his fifty pairs of sunglasses and headed to L.A. with the remainder of the band where they’ll regroup as The Yvonnes.

-Dewey Webb (New Times Weekly)

Phoenix Punk Rock Days: Spreading The Gospel

Back in 1977, the Phoenix club scene was a typically undistinguished landscape, lousy with wannabee progressive rock and disco bar bands, clinging tight to its local kids made good, like Stevie Nicks, Alice Cooper & The Tubes. This excerpt from an old local music rag of the day tells the sad story:

Smokey [is] far better at playing funk and jazz than they are at rock even though they insist on cranking out such classics as ‘Takin’ Care of Business’….Once merely a Yes-copy, Be has expanded their style to include more basic rock and funk…well worth the price of admission (provided it’s under a buck and a half)….Once a cult-rock band with lyrics about shamans and devils, the defections of a very talented singer and lead guitarist left [Autumn People] in more of a space-classical mode.”

  • Larry Schweikart (Sounds)

You can imagine then how angry I was to pick up the Phoenix New Times one afternoon and read the following:

It’s Wednesday, October 26, in the musically momentous year of 1977 and it’s too late. You blew it. The Consumers and The Liars played the Zoo last night, the New Wave began pounding away at the distant desert shore of Phoenix and you … weren’t … there … You might as well forget about being in the local musical vanguard; you might as well stop trying to claim you’re on top of things. It’s all over – and you’ve blown another chance at boosting your status immeasurably…

How does it feel to know that you’ve missed something that’s going to change the shape of things to come for quite awhile, something small and obscure and almost beneath notice but something so torqued it promises to twist the lives of everyone it touches?

  • Bart Bull, “Even in Arizona: PUNK ATTACKS!” (New Times Weekly)

I had really wanted to go to that show. I had tried to scam my way past the bouncer, but at seventeen, I had no idea how to navigate Phoenix night life. So I sat down and wrote Bart Bull an angry letter, damning him for his smugness and whining about being left out. And that’s how I met Bart and his roommate David Wiley.

David sang for the Consumers. He wrote me back immediately, included his phone number, and invited me over to get high and listen to records. I learned I’d been following David for months in “Sounds,” where he reviewed punk records under the name “Canker Phelge.” As for Bart, he was an editor there. Between the two of them, they had contributed probably ninety percent of everything thing I knew about the punk scene up to that point. Now, they proceeded to turn me on to all the records that I’d had only read about.

David moved to California shortly thereafter, only to reenter my life a couple years later. In the meantime, Bart stayed in touch. He used to push me to start up a band. The Atomic Bomb Club had not yet started, and all I was doing at the time was noodling with a few high school buddies. None of them had any interest in punk rock or any desire to perform live. But they finally caved in to my pressure and allowed me to present ourselves to Bart as “Elmo & The Electrocutions.” There, in the safety of my mom’s guest house, we jammed impotently for about an hour. Afterward, Bart mustered enough grace not to make too much of it.

Bart had an annoying (to me) habit of inviting me to party with him after every show we’d attend. I would turn him down every time. After-parties — even with the coolest folks in town — were entirely out of the question for me. I hate parties to this day, even get-togethers with my own family. In this respect, I was always a complete failure at being a rock star. Bart eventually got the message, dismissed me one night with an exasperated “fuck ya!” and permanently rescinded the offer. Soon afterward, I moved to Tucson, started school, and lost touch with the Phoenix scene. Bart continued to pursue his journalistic ambitions and eventually moved away.

Decades later, Bart called me one day out of the blue. He was married to Michelle Shocked at the time, and wanted to know whether or not my record label, Rykodisk was worth a shit. I gave him a non-committal description, and as soon as he rang off I called my label guy. He was happy to share his thoughts on whether or not he thought Michelle and Bart were worth a shit.

More recently, Bart has taken a stab at chronicling his contribution to Phoenix punk on the We Are The Consumers blog. But that site’s now two years moribund, though Bart continues to be prolific elsewhere. His boosterism from the “New Times Weekly” and “Sounds” makes for great reading. Though somewhat dated, his Lester-Bangs-meets-Julie-Burchill-at-Woody-Creek-Tavern style really captures the spirit of the times. I hope he posts more of it.

As for David, he returned to Phoenix in the mid-80s, and dabbled in local promotion and rock journalism, but nothing really caught fire for him. The last time I remember seeing David before he died in 1986, he was waiting tables at a Tempe restaurant. But in his 1977 heyday, the rhetorical fire burned hot. Here then is “Canker Phelge,” in all his glory:

REPRESSION!! Repression is the word of the day. Repression of our music on the airwaves, those sacred media tools that inevitably make or break. Repression! Ignorance!! What more do they want? Cover stories on virtually every national ‘zine, not to mention Sounds and New Times locally. And still they choose to ignore the ONLY thing happening in modern rock ‘n’ roll with any validity. That’s right, the ONLY THING. Call it what you like. Love it or hate it, you just can’t ignore it any longer. If you close your eyes it will not go away.

Obviously, in this town anyway, the only way you will find out exactly how great this music is, how vital and important it is in relation to the modern world, how it can creep in and liven your very existence, is to buy it. That can be a problem too. You may have to order it; any record store that carries imports can get a wide variety of import and some domestic new wave LP’s and 45′s. (I’m talking about the relatively obscure stuff, like DEVO or THE DILS. You can find new LPs by STRANGLERS, TALKING HEADS and others anywhere.) Whatever it takes. Demands, threats … violence … We mean business. It’s time the people in power became aware that this is not a passing phase. Turn off your TV’s, Phoenix is BURNING!

Everybody knows about the stuff they play on the radio, on Top 40 radio, because everyone who’s remotely in touch hears it just about everywhere. I mean, I could discuss at length the social merits of “Jet Air-liner” or add some cute little anecdote about the new mass-murderer of rock’ n’roll, Shaun Cassidy-or how about a list of hates and loves from those ancient sea cows Crosby Stills etc. Nah — that’s boring. That music’s just there, there’s little we can do about it. It’s there whether we enjoy it or not, and if you want to find out about it tune your radio to any number of stations for a full survey of what America likes. If that dictates your tastes you’re a stretcher case and should read this column faithfully (twice! three times!) every issue.

45′s, believe it or not, are back in vogue thanks to the efforts of those involved with the new wave. It’s the perfect medium for a short statement without all the hassles of an album. Some groups and individuals even form their own labels, avoiding big company pressure, and give the artist complete control. More time and care is put into the product, so that most singles now are more than just a song pulled off an album because it’s commercially viable, it still happens, but the music I’m talking about generally doesn’t sell much at all. It is picking up rapidly, through word-of-mouth and the printed word: radio has yet to recognize its potential. Distribution is a problem. but most can be purchased or ordered through any store carrying a decent import LP selection. Almost all are stereo, are excellent recordings and have picture sleeves.

SURFING IN FROM CALIFORNIA come THE WEIDOS, THE DILS, THE GERMS, THE ZEROS and CRIME. THE ZEROS are from San Diego. They try to look real tuff. One of them looks like Donny Osmond, blows the image. They’ve been called “the Mexican Ramones” but while their sound may resemble the Ramones’ stark metallic drone they lack the wit and punch that separates the Ramones from all this other stuff. B side: “Wimp” is limp. A side: “Don’t Push Me Around” (Bomp 110) has kind of a neat riff but the lyrics are dumb and it gets boring real fast. Save your money for THE WEIRDOS’ great maxi-45, “Destroy All Music”/”Life of Crime”/”Why Do You Exist” (Bomp 112). Hot stuff here. Almost captures the controlled hysteria a la the Three Stooges that reigns during their performances. They look great, where are they coming from exactly? Hollywood alley chic with a cheap perfume aura. They take the Theatre of the Absurd conception to a new height (or low, depending on how you look at it).

Fast faster fastest… THE DILS are aiming for the latter. They pack so much energy into 21/2 minutes it leaves you breathless. They play like they’ve been on an amphetamine binge since they were born. They shun drugs, by the way, and also concentrate on message numbers like their first single “I Hate the Rich” and “You’re Not Blank (So Baby We’re Through)”. They have other songs like “God’s A Korean,” etc. etc. They’re on fire. Primitive, yes. I hear Chip Dil bashes the pure piss out of his guitar. On the other end of the primitive spectrum lie THE GERMS, who have been billed as “L. A.’s most despised band.” Cute names: Lorna Doom, Bobby Pyn, Donna Rhia (who’s since been replaced by Cliff Hanger) and Pat Smear. If you enjoyed the first couple Velvet Underground albums, the Godz, the Fugs and think that John Cage is a real mover, this is essential. Especially the “Germs Live” side, which most of my friends can’t stand. All these marvelous records, as well as all the others I’ve mentioned in the past, are available by mail from BOMP Records, Box 7112, Burbank, CA 91510.They’re prompt as hell, they’re reasonable with their prices and they will rtd a tree catalog on request.

CRIME’s second 45 (missed the first one, -eh? — you’re not alone) is pow’rpacked with their trademarked jagged, sputtering feedback and dark lyrics delivered in stabbing thrusts. They aim for the brain. They infect your lilywhite soul with composed sloppiness. “Murder By Guitar.” “Frustration,” the A-side, has thoughtful lines like ” all you hippies can fade away … ” Hmmmmm…good beat, danceable…I’d give it an easy 94. For more of the same try “Baby You’re So Repulsive” and “Hot Wire My Heart”, their first one. Both can be had from CRIME, 537 Jones St., Suite 9062, San Francisco CA 94102, which is also their fan club address. Which criminal’s your fave? Johnny Strike? Brittley Black? Ron the Ripper? Frankie Fix? They’re all so special.

  • David Wiley (Sounds)

Phoenix Punk Rock Days: John E. Precious & The Liars

About a year ago, I discovered a post on the Anti-Snob blog entitled “Because I Wasn’t There,” written by Will Tynor, aka Vil Vodka. Professing an odd outsider’s obsession with the late ’70s Phoenix punk rock scene (he didn’t actually move to town until 1988), Will set out to document those early years using whatever second-hand info he could find. Naturally, Will’s article stirred up my own memories, and it was all the excuse I needed to fish out some of my own ephemera from those days.

Perhaps my most cherished keepsake from back then is a beat up old cassette containing a live show from 1977 by three guys who used to call themselves The Liars. They were just some older guys from another high school who decided to put on thrift store sunglasses and take up instruments they didn’t play very well. But they were also the first “real” punk rock I ever heard, and though it seems like a stupid notion thirty years later, the Liars may have changed my life.

My friends and I first got to know John “John E. Precious” Vivier through our relentless search for a good pot connection. I no longer remember who introduced us, but it turned out that John not only had a taste for the good bud, but he and his pals also were into the same music we liked: cool obscure (for Phoenix, at least) groups like King Crimson, Gong, Eno and Kraftwerk. John’s band at the time was the Heavy Metal Frogs, a progressive sort of proto-punk noise outfit that would pound out abrasive renditions of “Helter Skelter” and “20th Century Schizoid Man.” They played at my high school once, but of course the students hated it. In fact, when they played one night at a local desert “boondocker,” John received a severe beating from one of our drunken redneck classmates who did not appreciate this “faggot” music.

To be honest, most of my friends hated it too. They preferred their good old Grateful Dead, Yes, Zappa or Crosby Stills Nash & Young. But I loved punk rock the minute I heard it, especially Los Angeles groups the Germs and the Dils, and of course the Sex Pistols. But it was John’s new group, the Liars — featuring John on guitar, Don Bolles on bass and Dale Smith on drums — that really got my blood flowing. They were the first band that really spoke my language. I don’t suppose you’d hear it any more, the passing of time having made what was so special about them commonplace now. But thirty years ago, their covers of Leif Garrett’s “That’s Rock And Roll” and Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams,” played with such nihilistic abandon, hit me like a bolt from the blue. Their original songs, “Science Teacher,” “Just Like Your Mom” and their signature “Bionic Girl,” became the archetypes for my emerging aesthetic. Even the endless between-song tuning was a revelation to me.

I was so star struck by The Liars, that when I finally met them, the experience was actually traumatic. The only time I ever saw them actually play was in John’s living room (I was too young to get into clubs). I was so self-consciously awestruck, I could hardly stand to be in the same room with them. I’m sure the good bud didn’t help.

The Liars didn’t last long. Don moved to the coast and landed a spot with the Germs. John quickly joined every other punk rock band in town, including the Feederz, Killer Pussy, International Language, the Cicadas, Chicken A-Go-Go and the Precious Secrets. And as the Phoenix scene grew, John and I began to hang out more, though I had to masquerade as a Meat Puppet in order to work up the courage. But we were never close. He was older, and had his own crowd. And, though I was too naive to notice at the time, he was also seriously addicted to hard drugs.

As my own band’s future began to grow brighter, the parties at John’s house grew darker. New “friends” began to show up that I’d never seen before. And as doors began to open for me and my band, doors began to close for John. He became a no-show in his own home, rarely emerging from his bedroom. I finally stopped going over there. I had begun to feel like I was intruding.

John didn’t last very long either. Complications from his self-destructive lifestyle killed him before he managed to reach the age of thirty. Word quickly circulated that anyone who’d partied with him should visit a doctor and get a shot. His passing marked the end of an era in Phoenix. The same week they buried John, Phoenix’s first ever first punk club, The Hate House, was demolished. Shortly thereafter, Curt Kirkwood became the father of twins, and the Meat Puppets completed the record that would truly change my life, “Meat Puppets II.”

And so, the world moved on, without Johnny Precious. John was one of the few “heroes” I ever had, and the only one I ever actually got to know. And now that the endless nights of my youth are nothing but fading memories, I’m glad I hung on to these old tapes. There’s plenty from my past that I’d like to forget, but my memories of John and The Liars are some I’d like to keep.

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Watch Don Bolles & Vox Pop play “Just Like Your Mom” on “New Wave Theater”

John Thomson: Superstar

When I was growing up, nobody could explain my grandfather’s job to me. Even when I was an adult, my mom couldn’t really tell me what he did for a living. I knew he was a Shriner, because I saw his hats. I knew he liked to collect restaurant menus, because I saw the blog posts. Beyond that, all I ever knew was he had an office downtown. Last month, I finally learned the truth.

My grandmother was a regular fangirl when it came to her husband. From the 1930s right up through the mid-sixties, she kept a huge scrapbook about my grandfather, tirelessly collecting hundreds of photos and newspaper clippings documenting the ups and downs of his career. And while my grandfather was no Frank Sinatra or Mikey Mantle, he was quite a superstar in his own right.

The story begins shortly after my grandparents’ marriage and finds my grandfather working for a liberal newspaper in Syracuse, Nebraska. In 1936, the Otoe County Democrats elected him the youngest party chairman in the nation.

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In short order, he was formally swept into the local bureaucracy, first as Assistant County Clerk, then as a trucking inspector for the Nebraska Railway Commission. Thanks to his ties to the newspaper business, or maybe just due to his basic inherent interestingness, my grandfather collected boatloads of ink throughout his career. He gathered tribute every time he climbed the ladder, garnering praise and support from peers and politicians. Along the way, he signed off on major issues of the day, and contributed “humorous” human-interest filler that would be considered inappropriate today.

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Alas, despite Nebraska’s deep roots of progressive populism (or maybe because of it), the state couldn’t sustain a consistent majority for FDR. In the spring of 1940, my grandfather managed the Democratic candidate in a special election to fill the vacancy left by the death of a sitting senator. The Republicans campaigned against the New Deal and won by a landslide. Later that year, after Nebraska awarded its electoral votes to Wendell Wilkie, my grandfather found himself out of power and planning his return to the private sector. He soon relocated to Minneapolis, reinvented himself as a successful businessman, immersed himself in the Chamber of Commerce, and continued to generate column inches in the local newspapers.

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Around this time, his media visibility expanded and took an unexpected turn. During the war, my grandfather began appearing as a model for print advertisements. (An earlier accident kept him out of the service.) Significantly, the roles he adopted charted both his own trajectory and the country’s — out of the Depression and the war, and into the boom of the late Forties and early Fifties. The earliest of these ads portray him as an overall-clad working class hero putting his back into the war effort. Later, he’s an upwardly mobile everyman in a hurry to claim his slice of postwar prosperity. Finally, he’s a successful self-made man, living the model suburban dream.

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After the war, my grandfather owned several successful businesses before he finally moved out west and joined CIT Corporation (yes, the very same CIT that’s been struggling for its life lately). As the vice president in charge of the Phoenix office, he doled out financing for many of the construction companies that built the modern Arizona. Here, he finally becomes recognizable to me as the man who became my grandfather — the guy with the carving utensils, serving up the holiday meals with a gruff efficiency and a policy of zero tolerance for tom-foolery at the dinner table. While these later years tend to strike me as anticlimactic, this period certainly brought him his greatest rewards. Like so many of the men of his generation who saw his country through the crises of the day, he was glad to take his place in line when it was time to reap the rewards he deserved.

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And yet, my grandfather lived long enough to watch his country become unrecognizable to him. He saw the Democratic party fall apart during the Sixties, prey to both its own hubris and events beyond its control. Unable to corral its own disparate elements, the party splintered. (Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?) Eventually my grandfather switched sympathies. But if he found any real satisfaction in the party of Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan, he never said anything to me about it.

In the end, extreme age and deteriorating health telescoped his life into a series of restless nights and passing days. I got to know him a little better once I got older, and he always impressed me as a serious, savvy son-of-a-gun. To hear him tell it, he never knew a fool that he suffered gladly. As his photos clearly show, he was a good-old-boy to the core, even as a young man — a true big fish in a small pond. And though I might not have believed it when I was younger, nowadays I can’t help but see a little bit of him staring back at me in the mirror. I’m glad I finally found out what he did for a living.

The Damon Show, Part Six

Over the years, my brother Damon has left a long list of projects behind him — many completed, some not so much. Sometimes, the strain of trying to hold all the pieces together is just too great to sustain for any length of time. People lose focus of his quixotic vision, or he gets fed up with cajoling them into following his lead. Sometimes, there are feuds. It’s always gratifying, though, when you see people committed enough to see it through to the end, especially when you can’t pay them.

I don’t know if all the players in these clips remain in Damon’s good graces or not, but he managed to coax terrific performances from all of them. Michael Block’s droll commentary in “The American Eating Show,” is charming to the extreme, but I confess I have no idea what’s going on with the hallucinatory visual effects Damon has added. The two gentlemen in “About Five Minutes” do an acceptable job with Damon’s convoluted script, though they sound like they could have used more rehearsal time. Regardless, if nothing else, this piece succeeds in making my wife very nervous.

My brother has created a lot of music in his life. He started and disbanded more groups than I’ll ever be able to remember. He’s even produced music for the City of Tucson as well as a couple of churches. Just this last weekend, he joined the Unitarian Church Choir for a performance of a couple of his pieces at a service commemorating the installation of their new minister. And while everyone was very proud of him (especially his parents), in my heart, it will never supplant “About Five Minutes.”

The Economics Of Christmas Vacation, as Explained by My Wife to Her Ten-Year-Old Niece

My wife leaves her instant messaging client on all day while she’s working. No wonder it takes her 60 hours a week to get anything done. It doesn’t help matters that her ten-year-old niece periodically bombards her with interruptions. On the other hand, some of the transcripts are good enough to withstand the test of time:

Niece: I have a question.

Wife: k

Niece: How come you are coming Christmas Eve instead of a day earlier or something?????

Wife: because Uncle Derrick has to work

Niece: why?

Wife: he can’t leave until Christmas eve

Wife: he works at a retail store, and during Christmas retail stores are filled with busy shoppers

Niece: he can work at our store

Wife: that isn’t how it works

Wife: he supports his store only

Niece: poopie

Wife: well, in these troubling economic times, one wants to make sure they keep their employer happy

Niece: they’re the same. aren’t they

Wife: no, not at all

Niece: howcome

Wife: well, for one thing, your store already has someone doing uncle derrick’s job

Niece: can’t they both work?

Wife: the company can only pay one of them at a time

Niece: o

Wife: and then who would do uncle derrick’s job at his store?

Wife: plus it wouldn’t be fair to all the people who depend on him at his own store

Wife: if there were problems, they’d be in trouble right before the holiday

Niece: how would they depend on him

Wife: he keeps the computers working, makes sure all the prices are right, and makes sure the cash registers work

Niece: o

Wife: so you see, it’s very important for him to be there on such busy shopping days

Niece: why

Niece: hmmmm?

Wife: imagine if you went to the store and they said “sorry, we can’t sell you these things that you need because the computers aren’t working right now”

Wife: because Derrick decided to abandon us and go see his niece a day early

Niece: sooo

Niece: i would go to a different store

Wife: and then all the people who worked at his store would lose money because you bought things somewhere else

Wife: that’s not fair to his co-workers

Niece: why

Wife: they might get sent home early and not get paid since they couldn’t sell anything

Wife: and then they’d have to take back the Christmas presents they bought for their kids because they had no money

Niece: no they wouldn’t

Wife: yes, they would

Wife: they count on the money they get at Christmas time to make up for days that aren’t as busy

Wife: some day you’ll have a job, then you’ll understand

Niece: no I won’t

Niece: i am going to be a astronaut

Wife: an astronaut – so what would happen if one person didn’t show up for a launch?

Wife: the rest of them couldn’t go

Niece: yes they could

Wife: no, they couldn’t because each of them has a very important job to do

Niece: yes they could

Wife: not really – you need people to be able to help each other.

Niece: what?

Wife: each person has their own skills and training. They work together and help each other

Niece: no

Wife: it’s called teamwork

Wife: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teamwork

Niece: ok

Wife: A general dictionary defines teamwork as a “Cooperative or coordinated effort on the part of a group of persons acting together as a team or in the interests of a common cause, unison for a higher cause, people working together for a selfless purpose, and so on.” Applied to workplaces teamwork is a method that aligns employee mindsets in a cooperative and usually selfless manner, towards a specific business purpose. Today there is no business or organization that does not talk about the need and value of teamwork in the workplace.

Wife: In order for teamwork to succeed one must be a team player. A team player is one who subordinates personal aspirations and works in a coordinated effort with other members of a group, or team, in striving for a common goal. Businesses and other organizations often go to the effort of coordinating team building events in an attempt to get people to work as a team rather than as individuals

Niece: 0123456789

Wife: ok i have to go now, one of my teammates needs my help